His politics are not unlike yours. He believes a deer should be allowed to marry another deer, so long as they aren't Asian. He thinks the show Homeland really needs to step it up. He wants free trade with Cuba. He wants to close all public schools. He agrees that healthcare should only be for the rich. He likes tacos. He collects 3 pensions and doesn't have a problem with being the 1%. He thinks clean energy is for hippies. And just when you think he can't get any better and more qualified, try this on for size: he promises to waive the waiting period for potential new gun owners!
|Give this hand a job!|
Though we're still months away from the big dance, one thing is certain in 2012: anything is possible. And if you want a better American you only have one thing to remember:
"No Glove, no love...for America." (copyright 2012, Glove Ramsay for President, LLC.)
*Don't call me boy.
^In bowling that's called a turkey.