Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Obama Death Certificate Released 50 Years Early
Can America get anything right these days? Foreign born presidents, white house party crashers, Jada Pinkett Smith being invited to the Easter Egg Roll? We're two clicks away from being a third world country and the whole world is starting to take notice. And as if things couldn't get any worse for the flailing democracy, early this morning wikileaks released Obama's death certificate fifty years early, finally cementing the fact that our current president will someday die. Shocking to say the least.
Still, it's a dilly of a pickle of a situation, one that could hurt Obama during his campaign for reelection over the next year. Will people be able to look past our undead leader and his questionable life expectancy? Or will they get bogged down in details that may be completely fake? It's hard to say. Until then we advise anyone with half a brain to look out for zombies. Cause that's what they like to eat.