Monday, July 20, 2009
Booed it like Beckham
Hey! Did you hear? That really overpaid guy is back in LA. No, not Manny Ramirez. The other guy. The one with the balls.
Turns out, I'm not the only one to be less than enthused about his return. Fans booed and hung up signs around the field claiming that Beckham betrayed Los Angeles by playing for another soccer* club for the first half of the year.
When confronted on the field however, Beckham put up quite a fight...or at least the best that he could with his high pitched squeaky voice. Hey Beckham- here's a tip, next time bring Scooby along before you go all Scrappy Do on our asses. Better yet- tell them you've got the Bubonic Plague, since, you know, you kind of look like a rat to begin with.
*I meant soccer, not football. Football is an AMERICAN sport that whoops soccer's stupid ass any day of the week. Not that I don't love soccer, I just don't see the need to kill spectators at sporting events like the rest of the world. Unless it's Tony Kornheiser, but he won't be with MNF this year THANK GOD. But for those of you Americans that think we should call soccer "football" like our former parent country, I say go ahead and move to England already.