Wednesday, August 15, 2007
the round up
-The website Red cover's the 20 Ugliest Celebrities today. It's a good laugh, trust me.
-Who wouldn't take a day off to fuck?
-Yeah, if I were Madonna, I'd probably shoot up too. Look at her arms...so gross.
-Things just keep getting worse for Don Imus...and things just keep getting more ignorant for this dumb bitch. Wait, I better watch what I say, she could sue me.
-Finally, a reality show I can get interested. I just wish it was called Lord of the Flies II: The Legend of Curly's Gold
-Fans of the cancelled series Arrested Development will rejoice at this news.
-Anybody who's anybody will be seeing Iron & Wine on tour this summer. Get with the program, ya wanker!
-if you hate Perez Hilton as much as I do, you'll love seeing his work.
-BEST ARTICLE EVER
-Yeah, I love to eat too, but not penis.
-Just hang it up, Jackie.
-and finally, Liz Smith qwells all our fears about Brangelina.