Wednesday, July 15, 2009

RIP Oliver Reed



My homie in D-town sent me this link today. While I'm not familiar with all of Oliver Reed's work, some of his quotes are too good not to honor:

"Look, I'll put my plonker on the table if you don't give me a plate of mushy peas."

my new hero...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hello / Bruno



So the blog has taken a back seat for a few days while I finish up some scripts. Apologies. Enjoy this trailer, and if you've yet to see Bruno, please, for the love of god, do yourself a favor and go see it.

In other less fun news, Phish will not be doing Halloween in SoCal. Hearts are broken here at Great Scott.

More updates soon, and a fresh phish rarity later in the week.

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Jump, Chive and Wail



This weekend we bring you a site that I just learned about. Quite possibly one of the best work procrastination tools ever, The Chive is nothing short of amazing. Between their hilariously captioned pics, faux-motivational posters, and collection of scantily clad attractive women, I can't help but wonder if this is what Perez Hilton's site would look like if he weren't gay (or a total douche).

That being said though, there is an inherent element of douchiness at the Chive as well. I mean, there's no real news here, nothing that makes the site worthwhile save for the occasional "dayum!" moment from time to time. But the difference here is that it's the kind of douchiness we here at Great Scott have grown to love: bad jokes, big boobs, and a seemingly never ending supply of simple humor. Head over and check it out!

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Friday, July 10, 2009

Insert Caption Here week 3



Week 2 our caption contest really heated up...we had 5 times as many entries as before. And the winner you wonder?

Darren with his line:

'Having endured the shame of secret rendezvous and forbidden love for six months, having traveled thousands of miles and risked her life for this reunion, Flipper was devastated when Max told her "there's other fish in the sea" '

We cut the last line, Darren, cause all good comedy writers need an editor now and again. But quite funny! email askscottsomething@yahoo.com to claim your prize!

We also have to give honorable mention to Toby Terry once again who seems to be the only one who really cares about this besides us here (thanks Tobs!):

"Flipper was better, NO Lassie was better, Flipper, Lassie, Flipper, Lassie"

So close! It was a tough decision to choose, but I have a feeling you'll crack the winners circle sooner or later!

NEXT WEEK'S PHOTO TO CAPTION:



CREATE THE FUNNIEST CAPTION AND WIN!

captions may be posted as comments to this post, or emailed directly to us at Great Scott at askscottsomething@yahoo.com. Winners are posted approximately one week after caption contest begins.

Good luck, and happy captioning!

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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Phish: Billy Breathes Outtakes



This week's exclusive Phish rarity is in the form of the 1996 Billy Breathes outtakes. Keep in mind, these are a bit more lo-fi than most of the ones I've posted so far this summer. It was the best quality recording I could find.

Track list:

Free
Grind
Strange Design (version 1)
Strange Design (version 2)
Swept Away > Steep
Talk
Waste
Weekly Time

DOWNLOAD

Remember to keep checking back all summer long as we leak live shows, outtakes, and b-sides all summer long.


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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Tom Jane "Hung" on



HBO recently debuted their new dramedy Hung, starring Tom Jane. The premise of which I'm sure you think you can surmise, but it actually digs a lot deeper than just a couple of inches...

Now I'm not one for drama normally. Quite frankly, there's too much of it in the real world as it is. Life is too serious, too short, etc. So when I turn on my TV, or better yet- when I subscribe to a pay channel like HBO, I do it for the comedy, not for the drama. With the arrival of Hung however, HBO may have me singing a different tune. And no sooner either, as HBO had me questioning my subscription as Entourage enters its next nose-dive season and Rome is all but a relic of some glorious past at this point. And forget Curb too. (I never really liked that show, though the episode where Larry buys a hooker so he can use the carpool lane is genius.)


But where Larry David is real to the point of annoyance, Jane sparkles with deadpan honesty. Until recently, I had been most familiar with Jane's work from his brief stint on Arrested Development. And while he was "playing himself" in that case, similar character elements seem to reappear here. Jane is very stoic, his voice a confident baritone with a touch of despondence. You believe what he says, and therefore, you relate to him. It's almost like a science in a way. Jane plays Ray, a father on the brink of collapse that hits a breaking point. His whole life burns out on him and he's left marketing the only thing he can: his enormous dick. Sounds funny so far right? Not when your so-called pimp is played by the all-too-real Jane Adams, a woman so gritty and character ready, I'm surprised she hasn't been an A-lister for some time. And while Anne Heche may really be nothing but a foil for Jane's character, playing his terrible control-freak ex-wife, it's her new hubby, played by Eddie Jemison, that has me intrigued. The dynamic between Ray and Jemison's character Ronnie crackles out of the gate. And while I never saw Jemison as an actor with incredible range (his Oceans roles could have been cut and pasted by virtually anyone), he's taking a chance here, and it's already paying off.

Now, there is one enormous caveat with this show: it's a premise plot. Without Tom Jane being a he-ho, there is no show here. Without that one key element, it falls apart. So it will be interesting to see how long (and hard, huh huh) it will last. It could either go the way of My Name is Earl and do 100+ episodes, or it can fizzle out like the U.S. adaptation of Worst Week did before it even had a chance to sprout some legs. So far though, this show comes highly recommended.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Great Scott interviews Disco Vietnam



Tired of all the damn MJ coverage? Head over to Passion of the Weiss and read my super serious interview with NY based producer/raconteur (no, not the band) Disco Vietnam. For further reading, check out his awesome breakdown of Green Day on his blog.

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